i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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