I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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