: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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