just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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