Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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