When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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