she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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