Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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