i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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