dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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