Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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