Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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