She's JV to your varsity
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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