Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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