Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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