that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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