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(845): View more from New York

i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low

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(757): View more from Virginia

we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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(407): View more from Florida

Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.

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(310): View more from California

Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.

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(810): View more from Michigan

is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid

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