It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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