she was so not down for the gang bang
Apparently you make a good broom.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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