You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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