at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This is the high leading the old right now
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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