He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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