4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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