Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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