Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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