"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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