I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i think i have herpe
just one?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
