what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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