Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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