mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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