I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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