I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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