yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Porn is love you can see.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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