I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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