if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I will pee on everything he values.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
