Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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