At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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