Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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