Just took my morning after pill in the library
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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