it wasn't lemon gatorade
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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