You're so nebulous sometimes
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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