What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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