Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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