Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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