He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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