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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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