Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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