On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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