Fuck appropriateness.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
