No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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