My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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