I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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