How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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