did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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