i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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